Mitt Romney’s done, the US gov’t may send you a check after all, and Shuttle Atlantis makes a long-delayed lift-off. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the G is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
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Music by Pistol Youth: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19522968720 and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design - http://www.lettuceoffice.com
Russian accent is desirable but Euro trash (oops… did I say that out loud?) accent works!! Crying doesn’t… pangs my heart Marta… always a 5 star!
Paul
Thanks for the stars Paul! It has been a while since I broke out the Russian, huh? I’m sure something newsworthy will happen over that way soon.
No worries. Just fake crying tears of happiness!
Hi Marta!
What’s in a name, well, actually Marta is the portugese derivative of martha, which as we all know means Means “mistress of the house” or “lady” in Aramaic.
So let that be a lesson to you.
Goober, on the other hand, means: a pod of the peanut vine containing usually 2 nuts or seeds; ‘groundnut’ and ‘monkey nut’ are British terms [syn: peanut]
Somehow I can never escape the monkey thing.
Fair thee well o’er the weekend, gnooze mistress!Till the day of the Moon when we meet again!
Hazzah!
Awesome as always Marta,
Just hearing Mitt was out of the race was great, I’m thinking I like Ron Paul but everyone picks on the poor guy for wanting to end an endless war and actually caring about the Constitution, oh well what do you do.
You’re going to have to work on a Ron Paul imatation, or maybe a Hillary, the ONLY thing I’ll miss about Bush is YOUR imatations.
The G is silent and the O’s get as loud as they feel.
I’m starting to think as the politcal field get smaller you get less material to work with,but you always come through.Good 3 minutes.Try doing a sport story like on Roger Clements or barry bonds.later.T
I can’t say about ‘pangs,’ but it’s always happy-
happy time here to catch your views, a pearl of
wisdom every-time. Also a 400V charge to see
your smiling face and absorb your take; and low-
down on what’s fake and what’s shakin’ ’bout the
g’nooz. We’ll see about gettin’ one of those T-
shirts (is that finger loaded?) and makin’ some
other contribution. If you’re ever in need in
Lincoln, NE, we’ve got space to kennel a dog or
two in the back yard.
This was so funny. I was all like - laughing the whole time. Will be getting a T-shirt, you should also consider coffee cups I would get one of those too.
We need a QuickTime link each day… for us iPhone and iPod touch road warriors. -ski
P.S. Why could I not get my wordpress account to login so that I could post a video response?
If you look on the main page, on the bottom of the left hand column, there a link to subscribe in iTunes. Does that help? You might want to write us a review in itunes while you’re there, if you’re so inclined.
The whole word press log in thing isn’t so much working yet, unfortunately. But it’s in the pipeline, as they say…
I love it Marta you are great keep up the good work thanks
Mike…….