Obama and Huckabee score wins, Hugo Chavez threatens to cut off oil to the US and the Writer’s Guild of America is heading back to work. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the G is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
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“Let’s not talk about my middle name”
Actually had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.
You’d think that by now the candidate for CHANGE would have CHANGED his middle name.
AWESOME as always.
I agree with Sgt K!
That’s funny stuff for a monday!
THanks Marta!
Thank YOU Goober!
Aw shucks. Pause inducing? Wow!!! Thank you!
Marta, I’m right with you on 30 rock!
<3’s for that show!
Great Monday show Marta!!!
Trauma
Thanks Trauma! Pshew pshew! Shoot out Monday!
BTW - Resolution looks off on todays video. I don’t know if it is something on my end, but you look mildly pixelated…(mmmmm, pixelicious…)
Sparkles and Rainbows.
G
Mmmmm pixels. I like them crunchy.
Sparkles and rainbows, huh? Have you been reading my email?
The site we use to upload had problems and that messed up the audio and video. Bummer.
Shamrocks and bubblegum,
Marta
Chick midgets in bikinis?
….thanks for loading me up with that visual Marta!
And… two reports in a row with raspberries?
You’re the best!
Paul
THHBBBBPPPPPT!!!!
(Thanks Paul!!!)
The writters were on strike?HUMMM…watching too much discovery channel AND NEWS.(FRENCH VOICE)STUPID AMERICANS (PUFF)What do they know about a stike(PUFF)They should have stromed the bastile,Now that was a strike.later.t
I find that I need a sitcom or two in my life. Otherwise, too much National Geographic Channel floods my head with too many end of the world scenarios (oil shortage, global warming, sun storm, meteors, giant tsunamis, et al)
Yikes!
Ohhh soon Barack Obama will be able to hire a writer for his speeches who will actually be able to complete the “change” portion of his speeches…
Ohh goodie,
On a side note, WTF is with all the hype for an election that’s not going to occur until like November, you Americans are crazy as! I understand a buildup but, it’s like you guys are having to vote 3-4 times for the same people…
It seems like it’s been going forever already, but I would agree with the sentiment of many, that this is one of the most important elections in our nation’s history.
It’s also making tons of headlines on the BBC which has a pretty global perspective.
Hussein? What could possibly be wrong with Hus- oh, right.
My question is, do/will the production crew also be paid for online/DVD material? Their stuff gets shown, too, right? Yeah, I have no idea how that industry works.
Anyone who currently gets residuals from syndication or home entertainment sales (the production company, performers, crew et al) will now, I believe, also get paid for online use.
Liz Lemon: If the benefit isn’t tonight, then why are you wearing a tuxedo?
Jack Donoghe: Its after 6 Lemon, what am I? a farmer?
Uh oh, Benji. We’re going to be here all night.
Jack: “My dad left when I was 2 so I grew up calling my collie Pop.”
Tracy: “How would you like it if I did an impression of you? Hi! I’m Liz Lemon. I like to wear man shirts. Watch me skateboard!”
Funny funny Marta. You make me actually want to start watching the new… er gnooze again. Was the website down earlier?
Thanks Reed! I wasn’t aware of any outage… I presume you had difficulty reaching the site?
BTW - Resolution looks off on todays video. I hope this will not be normal in future. I understand that less resolution the smaller the file to download or stream. If my computer was a TV I would have to adjust the antenna. What is your view on this ??
Ralph
Hey Ralph, we noticed that right away too. The actual file looks better than ever but the site we use to upload messed everything up.
Rest assured, this is an aberration and you’ll not have to adjust any antennae (so to speak) from here on out, future technical difficulties aside.