Bush heads “Out of Africa,” the US Navy blows up a falling satellite, and a terrorist group claims to have nuclear proof about Iran. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the G is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
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Wow! Thank you! That’s great to hear!
Could be Makemud Imadinnerjacket be scoring with the hijab wearing ladies due to his ‘Just for Men’ or is it his nuclear….power? get it?
Yow, missing ‘it’ as the second word in the previous line, and it should be ‘is’ instead of ‘be’ before scoring!
Fingers working quicker than the ol’ brain!
My brain filled in the blanks. And then I laughed at the mental image of Mahmoud applying Just for Men.
Just stumled into this,and I have to say I like it. Fun and cute. But do you suppose you could come up for some alternates to “‘X’ was all like…” ?
Thanks Greg! I do try sometimes but I think it is the default for me. All the silly stuff is improv so some things like that transition you mention happen on autopilot. I’ll work on it!
“was all like..” is part of The Gnooze charm just like the “guns”, starting every Russian accent piece with “Hallo” and ending it with “Wodka” (intentional mis-spellings), bucket of hot sauce, and the cute noise you make when you draw a heart with your fingers or show where your mic is taped. Don’t change a thing.
ove it Marta, Keep them coming the best and funniest news ever.
Be-dop, ba-doo-bop, ba-donk donk WHAM!
That’s just silly talk.
Don’t mind me, I’m just here to generate traffic and run the links.
G
Thanks G! I actually sang your silly talk there out loud… just so I’d know how it sounded. Woohoo!
Having the time contraints saying X was like might be the best minute for minute comedy out there I think its great work keep it up! Improv is way better than writting anything!!!
Word…
The whole satellite thing…..um yea, gonna have to call BS on that. None of it makes sense and the satellite was still tracking this morning. Anyway, don’t mind me, we should just keep watching the tape they gave us to look at.
WfvBVJ Hi from Russia!