The Fed Chairman is open to more rate cuts, “To the moon, Spacecraft. To the moon,” says NASA, & a high-ranking Iranian official has words for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
If you like, you can pre-order a T-Shirt at http://gnooze.com/gnooze-store — we could also use some more survey responses if you don’t mind. You can fill it out at http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=3I42_ohKOUw$ Thanks!
Music by Pistol Youth: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19522968720 and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design - http://www.lettuceoffice.com
I like the color of your dress Marta. You look good.
Thank you! It’s one of my favorites. I’m so glad it’s getting close to dress weather all the time.
Great Fed Chairman impersonation… and .. um… Stags don’t really need to be P.C. Great stuff! 5 stars!
Paul
Thanks Paul! Woohoo! Good point. Plus I don’t think any stags are watching. At least none have filled out the survey so if they are, I have no way of knowing.
Your impression of a stag made you look “Horny!” (?)
OK! I couldn’t resist! I mean the joke was just hanging their like low, unpicked fruit. I mean really, It’s like serving rumballs to an alcoholic.
Man, this is going to set me back in therapy but it’s been WEEKS since any animal references. I think you are the enabler.
Thanks for the post. It was a good one! (2 mahmouds! YES!!)
I thought it just made me look “antlery.”
Mmmm. Rumballs.
two mahmoud jingles in one episode. awesome!
It was a two-for-one special!
Thanks for bring Mahmoud back out of the closet.No wait,he said there are no gays in Iran.obvious he never looks in the mirrow.But it does look like his mom still picks out his clothes.And now I have some bad news.Your baboon and the stags have retain me to sue you in a class action law suit unless you settle out of court for one t-shirt.Later.T
marta you’re so punny.
You can make all the lame stag jokes you want, and I will watch and laugh.. because that’s the relationship we have.. keep the videos coming. There are other various hoofed ruminant mammals of the family Cervidae we haven’t even insulted yet.
Very good. I’m pleased to hear our relationship will weather the storm. And it is so “on,” Northern Pudu (thanks Wikipedia)!
YES!!!! TWO Mahmoud Ahmadinejad JINGLES IN ONE EPISODE!!!!!
We the masses bow before you in humble worships and stuff…
Hmmm… *wonders if she could get away with three instances of the jingle in one show.
You’re funny honey, and right on the money.
And if you want to do more with those talented antler-shaped fingers, I would enjoy even having you do an
inner-city Afro-American version of “the moose,” which
some of us occasionally non-PC persons used to ‘idiom,’ (the more obscure type, aka pantomime) referring to it as our impression of a “chocolate moose.”
(e.g.: “Hey, baby, what-bin happenin’ wit’ ‘cho sexy, fine, ultra-fine self?”) Yes, it was probably exploitation, but here in the flyover zone, no black folks was around to shoot us up….and stuff. O.K., not so tasteful; maybe don’t want you hassled ’round L.A., so bad idea. But thanks for the moose memories.
Great as always! Have a good weekend.
Love the stag nation of the Gnooze. What is being said in the background of the intro music at the 15 second mark? Sounds like, ‘I want to talk to her.’
Yet another good show! This is the best of both worlds for you–you get to be put out there via youtube, and you get to polish your skills, which SHINE! Thank you again!
I cannot believe that picture of the stag. I know him, we went to hunter awareness school together. I sure miss old elmer, good to see he is still around… got to go now my hoofs are getting sore.
Hey Marta,
Nice Antlers, wanna go to a stag party with me? Ha!
Nice dress too, but it does make you look a little “antlery” if you know what I mean… yea… ok a nun walks into a bar… now she’s got one bad habit… ok gotta go get a new e-mail address and change my name so I can still post comments here.
I Love GNOOZE!
Good now I can comment and no one will know who I am.
LOVE YOU MARTA, you’re the Shizznit fo sheezy!
Oh MAN, now I gotta change my name again!