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Vladimir Putin’s replacement is elected, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad makes a historic trip to Iraq and Venezuela heads for the border… of Colombia. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.

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Comment by Goober
2008-03-03 09:17:58

As always - Top notch!
Love the Micro-machine guy bit. (from Galoob!)

Putin the puppet master - NO DOUBT!

Hope you had a fantabulous weekend. Every one here has the flu (but not the bird flu I hope!).

Mayans say the world will end in 2012. I need better short term investments.
G

Comment by Marta
2008-03-03 19:01:23

Oh no G! I hope you managed to avoid the flu yourself. Yuck.

As far as the end of the world in ‘12, I watched back-to-back History Channel programs on the Mayans’ predictions. Well, that pretty well managed to frighten me into not watching any more like it.

*puts her hands over her ears* LALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALA.

 
 
Comment by Seth Bodine
2008-03-03 10:48:33

HAHAH!

I love the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad part, where on earth did you pull that from???

Keep up the awesome work my dear Marta

Comment by Marta
2008-03-03 19:02:33

:D Glad you liked it! We made the Ahmadinejad jingle ourselves because we’re just odd, I guess. Hahaha.

 
 
Comment by Tim180
2008-03-03 11:20:23

You look alittle winded there at the end.Can we get a towel and some oxygen please.Another Mahmaud Ahmadinejad,excellent.At least I can pronouce his name now.later T.

Comment by Marta
2008-03-03 19:03:10

Seriously. That was exhausting!

 
 
Comment by Cierrablue
2008-03-03 12:00:01

Whew! What a mouthful, there. Screw the micro machines guy, YOU should get paid a million bucks!

Comment by Marta
2008-03-03 19:04:42

Heehee. It was indeed tiring. I’d settle for a figure far lower than $1m to make an income from the gnooze (just putting it out there universe).

 
 
Comment by Paul
2008-03-03 13:23:24

Marta, you need a drink of Vodka after that Micro Machine tirade! Luv the russkie speak… Goodbye! Hello!

ps… I thought you were going for the jingle trifecta?

Paul

Comment by Marta
2008-03-03 19:06:11

Mmmm. Vodka. Glad you like my Russian!

The jingle trifecta needs to be perfectly timed… nah, just kidding. It didn’t seem to fit in this episode though.

 
 
Comment by Mike
2008-03-03 13:48:01

I Love it again Marta :-D

Comment by Marta
2008-03-03 19:06:40

Wahoo! Thanks Mike! :D

 
 
Comment by willy k
2008-03-03 13:51:50

Brilliant…I’m not sure who the micro machines guy is or what micro machines are but whenever Mahmood Amadinajad is mentioned on TV, Am now all like singing ” MaH-mood-ama -jad”
-dinna-

Think you should have a ‘wodka’ to yourself and get your breath back.

Comment by Marta
2008-03-03 19:08:10

Hooray for ‘wodka’! The Micro Machines guy is a speed talker who used to do commercials for them in the 80s and he spoke SO fast I remember it to this day.

 
 
Comment by capcomistle
2008-03-03 20:46:06

goodbye. hahlo.

good episode.

 
Comment by Peter
2008-03-04 04:31:48

Hi Marta,

Astounding!

I love the way you can go from serious believable news girl to topical comedian. You are very funny and I am in love.

Great range of outfits and hair styles too!

If you need an original music theme for free, I am your pet poodle.

Why do I think a gNooze (the G is silent, but I wonder why it is there) calendar of you would sell like hot potatoes?

I don’t understand why you aren’t on main stream TV as you are one of the best talents I have seen.

I hope your servers can handle the floods of traffic that will be coming your way.

BTW congrats to the back room boys for the slick editing and so forth.

x
Peter

 
Comment by kyle
2008-03-12 07:57:48

i love your whole show, you rock keep it up. i have a dumm ass friend that wants to tell you something.

I think you need to chill out saying “was all like” all the time, because that crap is getting old!! say a new phrase or ask people to help you make one up, because i can honestly say that everyone else around here is “all like” she says that all the time

 
Comment by kyle
2008-03-12 07:59:21

thats Navy.mil by the way, expect to hear from you soon gap

 
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