Saddam’s regime may have paid to get US lawmakers to Iraq, a massive plane inspection cancels flights nationwide, and the space shuttle Endeavor returns to Earth. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
Wanna order a gnooze T-Shirt? They’re shipping now, and the reviews are great! And I can always use some more survey responses if you don’t mind. Thanks!
Music by Pistol Youth, and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o314/cacomistle6/gnooze_t.jpg hehe.
i loved the astronaut bit. “yeah, what?”
The t-shirt and the new drum set!?!?!? Awesome!
But now I’m confused: I think I had a dream where someone said we need to get a Flickr group of gnooze t-shirt pics going… but that would be weird and kinda psychic of me… maybe deja vu is happening… hmm. Maybe I just need more sleep.
The inventor of the Egg McMuffin dead? Say it isn’t so! We will Miss you Mayor McCheese!.
Somewhere in McDonald land Grimmace weeps softly into a big purple pillow…
Thanks Marta! Love the glasses!
G
As Brian says, it’s true science. What a legacy though, right?
That mental image of Grimace is really sad. Hopefully a fry guy will console him.
Great stuff Marta! And the glasses???….. HOT!
Paul
Heeheehee. Thanks Paul!
Okay…
Your show REALLY SHOULD come with a warning or something on it…
Like “People with liquids in their mouths should not view this episode”
I, NO JOKE, just dribbled whiskey ALL over my keyboard on “You want me to sign your rack or something?”
I’m sending you the bill if anything is broken…
Whoopsie! But cheers!
The only thing democrats like better than doing things for the children is saying they are doing something for the children. When the war started I bet Saddam was thinking ‘those double crossing so and so’s after I flew them over to my country and gave them all the perks they vote to attack me. Well, let’s just see if I invite them back for my next birthday party.”
Don’t you know, the airlines are just getting back at people for daring to think they had any rights as far as the airlines went. ‘Stuck on the runway for ten hours without food, water, or a clean toilet, pfttt, we won’t even take you anywhere at all this time and there is nothing you can do about it so there.’
Ugh. Just thinking about air travel puts my stomach into knots. Can you believe it used to be fun and elegant?
Thanks Marta Love the Glasses you look good
Mike
Oh My!
After watching this last installment, I realized I am using The Gnooze as my only news source. I know this is “for entertainment use only” and that I should supplement my “news awareness” with stuff like the BBC (BB King, Doris Day, Max Bugsby, Dig It! (uh oh, that was Georgie Wood (so many voices))).
Uhm, anyway…
You’re the only newscaster that makes any sense to me.
Thanks.
Well, while I won’t necessarily say gnooze is a one-stop news shop, I do put a lot of effort and research into every show - from story selection to writing. Anyhoo, I take it as a great compliment that you “get” me.
So thank YOU.
marta rocks! keep the redneck bits comin’! whut?
As Olivia’s character would say, “C’mon now!”
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