US Defense Secretary Robert Gates orders a complete catalog of nukes after a shipping snafu, Iraq’s PM takes a hard line against Shiite militias, and Russia would really rather the US didn’t create a missile defense shield. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
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Music by Pistol Youth, and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design!







THe Law of the land! More like meat day at the supernmarket. “Bye-Bye plans - Is good…Then we drink wodka.” My favorite.
Hey - how many times can we take the survey before they ask you to stop it?
Just a thought. Looking forward to the vlog.
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Oh! Whoops! Once per person on the survey is sufficient!
Leave it to you to overachieve!
Hahaha. Thanks for clicking through it multiple times presumably.
Hey Marta, your dodging the bullet stunt was awesome. Almost as good as Hillary’s Bosnia landing :). Just kidding, it was way better than that.
lol! Thank you. I would have just walked to my convoy if available though.
Hi Marta,
Love your views and comments. You are quite talented, and come accross as one with a fun loving down to earth honest personality.
I think this thing may balloon on you by getting mush bigger much faster that you ever thought possible.
Best wishes.
Ed
Ed. Wow. You’re really nice to say all that. It sincerely makes my day. Thank you and best wishes to you too! I’m so pleased you like the show and took the time to say so!
God, you look hotter than ever.
*blushing*
MARTA,
in the words of amy sedaris… “That’s HILARIOUS” Keep it up, you’re hair is looking good.
Thank you!!! I love Amy Sedaris!
This episode was very funny, especially the piece about the Iraqi PM. I hope you don’t mind if I say that I loved your look. Your hair and make-up was done wonderfully.
Oh, thank you! I normally HATE spending time on my hair so it’s usually what-you-see-it-what-you-get. I have literally enough hair for like 4 people so styling takes some effort. It’s nice to be noticed.
Thanks again!
Hey, didja hear that those nuclear detonators sent to Taiwan were from, like, 1962? And probably used VACUUM TUBES!
Blurb on BoingBoing: here.
You should have read the comments on the bongboing site. The Mark 12 in question is an active weapons system. The vacuum tube is probably similar to the one in peoples’ microwave ovens so don’t be fooled by it being a vacuum tube. It’s likely technology someone else would like to have since it is a nuclear bomb trigger, not something easy to design and build.
You kick ass, Marta!
Thanks Laura! So do you, apparently! I looked at your site and I can only assume you must be very brave. Thank you.
It’s great to see you back in full swing Marta!!! What a great week of commenting. I missed you. Take care of that voice and I’m looking forward to the coverage of the national convention. Is it confirmed? Will you be covering this? Thanks for all your great work. Peace…Out…
It’s been great to be back! There’s still one more voting period, at the end of April, before we know for sure if I’m headed to cover a convention. I’ve got my fingers crossed.
Thank you!
Woah! back the truck up…
Where on earth did your vlog #6 go? I clicked the link and was hit with King of Kings 404 Error
I think the other guys are right. You look even more awesome than you did before. We Love you Marta. Keep up the good gnooze.
Aw shucks. Thank you!
The faraway look in your eye at the very end of this video has gotten me interested in “Two Thousand Great.”
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