A new survey shows the world perceives the US a little more positively, the Department of Homeland Security isn’t concerned about the environment, and the so-called torture memo is public knowledge now. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
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Music by Pistol Youth, and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design!
Ha!! Yay! You really are going to use the Olivia quote at the end of each one?! That’s awesome!!
It makes me laugh EVERY time! =D
…I think I’m going to watch your videos here on gnooze.com from now on instead of youtube. I can get them faster, and youtube’s constant “updating” can get really annoying when it comes to newly posted videos. ;D
Keep up the excellent work! =D
Glad you like “c’mon now.” It cracks me up every time too!
And thanks for watching the show here! It’s really preferable in terms of long term goals for gnooze but I know a lot of people like YouTube better.
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You’re right, this was a good day for the gnooze. I can’t imagine Russia and India are more popular worldwide than the U.S.A., but still it shows what good economic policy costs us in goodwill. (my own editorial content.) I hope to
see you in the Cornhusker state if Nebraska gets to be, as it might for a change, of real importance in the Dems’ primary race. We’ll even board your dogs, sweetie-pie.
You pretty well nailed the common-sense view of the border ”wall” thing, too. And anything that puts Geo W’s cadre of idealogue hypocrites off seems hilarious to me, always.
Luv U, Go, Girl, etc. etc.
hey, i’m in nebraska too!
The headlines were really in my favor this time around.
I’ll keep my eye on Nebraska! The dogs love an adventure.
Why are we to blame if other people don’t like us? Maybe that’s their problem! Clearly if more countries watched gnooze, we’d pull ahead of at least Russia, just cause Marta is so likeable — and she hasn’t released any torture memos of her own lately…
Aw shucks. And nope, no torture memos here.
Don’t mind me - just here to click the links.
I get to go maple syruping this weekend. Hooray for me.
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Love the continued use of props ala the clip board… but, the glasses still rule! Vewwy vewwy … um… appealing! (am I some kinda wierdo or sumpin?)
MC and the Gnooze… always a highlight of my day!
Paul
im happy now
u.s.a is more popular than north korea. dream big america!! but hey at least you guys are on the list. apparently us canadians have no influence at all….
and the former axis powers taking the top 3 spots is so ironic haha
cpr with your hands… ookayy
LOL - “dream big America!!” Funny stuff!
“Inflammable means flammable? What a country!” -Dr. Nick from The Simpsons.
wow, these stories totally supported why usa should be so low on the list. you handled this hilarious too.
Hey Marta,
When figuring America’s popularity one must consiter the source. Some of these Top 10 most popular contries are ruled by thugs. Others we have had to saved their bacon (like the french)or had to save the rest of the world from their aggression like Germany.
Still other are just Jealous cause we have more money, mostly through hard work that they don’t see.
So never mind the polls America is # 1 !
In fact, I would suggest if any one thinks we are not #1 they should move to one of these top rated countries you mentioned on that list now, today.
By the way you looked Great! Have you thought of wearing Red While and Blue
Can’t wear anything blue on account of the blue screen.
actually, you could……you’d just be a floating head then.
Marta you still rule!!! So, we’re # 10? Who cares how the rest of the world see’s us. Who do they call when the get their a***s in a bind? Why the USA of course. Even on our worse day we’re better than all the others conbined!! Oh MARTA darlin’ you still RULE!!!
It’s true! We’ve searched the globe on the world wide web and there’s no one like Marta Costello. Let’s all Thank God for Marta. Woo hooo!
I like how you ordered the countries based on their ratings. According to your numbers Paks should be last followed by….
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