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Confusion follows the torch, Gordon Brown won’t go and airplanes are grounded again. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
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Music by Pistol Youth, and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design!
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Article tags: american, bush, cancellations, ceremonies, delays, funny, gnooze, Gordon Brown, news, olympic, Olympics, opening, protestors, protests, San Francisco, torch
I’m honored to be the first to post this episode. I don’t have much to say except that I wonder if this airline delay business is somewhat due to the unfavorable reports about airline safety practices that were stifled and somehow disappeared for month. I would have a few (very few) inaudible obscenities if the roof blew off my airliner like the one in past months and did a ‘miracle’ landing. Could American be delayed by actually having to inspect and fix the mechanical problems of their fleet? “Sorry for the inconvenience, they’re making us follow the rules” isn’t much compensation, I know.
Do you suppose Makmoud Ahmadinijahd (insert hilarious music here) could just be a concerned environmentalist that just doesn’t want to burn the seemingly limitless oil reserves to generate electricity for Iran, wanting to instead develop cleaner nuclear energy? Oh. Didn’t think so. (sorry this was a comment for the prev. episode.)
I’ve got the sore throat of the century, it seems. Could you be that contagious? Wellness 2 U Marta dear
I think the delays really are due to the fact that the airlines are being forced to follow the rules now. I guess at least we’ll all be safer in the skies anyway.
Boo to sore throats. I hope yours has abated. Mine’s getting there. Ugh.
Could be worse I suppose.
You’re not alone in liking avocados, pizza, dogs, SNL,
thinking more assasinations happen to good people, painting your mail box blue, not even liking sports, and being an news junkie. Also, I wish I could make a living at my own preoccupation with music. You would think we’re related or something. Or, as zee franch leddy would say; “perhaps…not.”
Hi Marta -
Sugarbushing went fine! (Sounds sort of dirty…Hey Baby, you wanna go sugar bushing?)
I posted a longer message on yesterdays upload.
Oh, and by the way, You tube Sucks! I had two great posts that got eaten in cyberspace and wouldn’t post. Now how is the world supposed to know just how clever I really am? Sometimes life is like a bucket of hotsauce….Come on now…
Oh my goodness. Sugarbushing!??!?!
Are. You. Serious!? That is the best non-dirty dirty sounding term I’ve ever heard!
And I hear ya about YouTube. I got burned out on replying to comments there for a while because twice in a row, it ate ALL of them. It takes a good chunk of time to reply to all of them and it was for nothing! But then, sometimes I’m slow to respond to comments here because this site is slow on my old computer.
Whaddya do. Keep on keepin’ on I guess.
Dang. If that comment thing had worked right, I would understand all the ins and outs of sugar bushing. But sometimes computers are to the spread of knowledge just as they are to accuracy in voting.
elevator music + censorship bleeps + feet = comedy gold
and i know its sounds mean but this faa fiasco has made my day job easier..
this whole china/tibet/torch stuff is hilarious.
ever think about making a message board here on gnooze.com?
Hi Marta
God I’m glad I’m not flying this week!
I guess I’ll have to get a deaf friend to read your lips where it was bleeped. lol.
By the way, You look Great.
Ed
Good day Marta,
Reuters is citng the Wall Street Journal who is citing…, bottom line; Katie Couric is getting tossed. Get your tapes together, hop a Greyhound (planes are too iffy), punch up the perk-o-meter and get to NYC. America needs you.
To everyone,
Katie said goodby on the Today show yesterday.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13059461/ So everyone needs to drop NBC a short e-mail suggesting they should get Marta. It might be a long shot, but hey it would be 200Great if they actually did give her a shot a the position. But Marta, would you be willing to go back to the world of television after being on the Gnooze?
Love the rage. Really does look like there is some authentic sentiment behind it…
Gnooze just keeps getting better
Marta (Chief Gnoozie)…
Well… at least you didn’t wreck the studio! And I thought you were gonna make it thru the whole airline story without a melt down!
Great Stuff! Always entertaining!
Gnoozies Rule!
THE Paul (?)
Thank you for protecting our delicate sensibilities by ensuring to properly censor yourself regarding the airline issue… some of us, and our virgin ears, may not have been able to take it…
On another note regarding this episode…
I heard the baby with two faces has already been registered as a Democrat… no big shocker there I guess…
Loved it.
Really, you are so damn cute!