President Bush declares a strategic shift in Iraq, the AP reports the torture “ok” came from as high as VP Cheney, and NASA wants to know all about moon dust. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes. Maybe want to order a gnooze T-Shirt? They’re shipping now! Music by Pistol Youth, and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design!
Alright now I Love it Marta
Mike……
Happy Weekend Superfriends!
“Shape of a Corona Bottle!”
“Form of A lemon Wedge”
“Hey - Stop sticking your peanut butter in my chocolate!”
(Note - no inappropriate animal references were made in this post - I would say that is progress)
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HEY MARTA,
Loved the ending.
I sorry but I live close to DC and I’m a news junky, unfortunately one cannot believe much of anything they say.
The Dems want a time table of the troop pull out so it can be relayed to the enemy, how smart.
Who cares what they do to enemy prisoners They only want to glorify them self by KILLING us.
Moon Dust That would be even a better place for Al Gore and his like they could monitor his global warming from there.
The ACLU Sucks.
Ed
LOL - Sassay.
Oh and…
Ed-
You’re a winner!!
IRL
really…
you are…
I’m serious…
-MYLES
Um… Marta C (Chief Gnoozie) … definately not the waitress type!
THE Paul
todays word is..wanderlust. i had to wiki it because it couldn’t mean a ‘lust to wander’… that would be to obvious. but low and behold thats precisely what it means.
ditto, to put it mildly. so much to see and do, so little time and money to do it with…. where’s my lottery ticket again?
seriously, if i won the lottery i would get my car and just keep driving. new town/people everyday. and when i would come to an ocean, i’d jump in a boat and keep on movin’, keep on livin’..
Marta,
Just discovered you on YouTube! I’m a news junkie and you are hilarious! I want more! You deserve a whole hour- and to get paid…well.
So, I’m watching Colbert and I get a little half smile, “Oh, he’s clever.” Then I’m watching Marta Costello and my stomach hurts from laughing! “She’s f***in’ awesome!”
I’m sending everyone I know to your site. You will definitely be a new daily habit, somewhere between the New York Times and my vegan chocolate.
Thanks for the belly laugh,
Hope
HAA!!! Bush peeking around the corner with Totinos Pizza Rolls! PERFECT picture too!! Where do you find these?!?
Oh. My. God! HILARIOUS!
I so love the Gnooze. =D
Delayed thought!
I vote you use this video for finals week on Political Pundit! It’s only about a week away!
Go Gnooze! =D I’ll be voting!
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Hey Marla, thanks for the shout-out at the end of the gnooze! Stop by anytime. You can find my full profile at rob.orangejack.com/profile.
You are so damn cute!