It’s our special in-studio and on-location show all about… TAXES! Hopefully it’s not too taxing (har har) to watch! News! Live! Local! Late-breaking! Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories (normally) in about 3 minutes.
Maybe want to order a gnooze T-Shirt? They’re shipping now!
Music by Pistol Youth, and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design!
Hooray for Taxes. Hooray for making the world safe for democracy! Hooray for - god damn it, stupid papercuts! I hate taxes!!!!
Nice Job Marta. Love the live shot!
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V8! (twitterpost) HEre I’ve been doing it wrong. I only had a V7 - who left out the parsley?
Mmmmm. Bloody Marys….That I guess would be a V-9.
OK - BRING ME A V-9
Real news?? Real news??? …. Gnoozies dun need no stinkin real news!
Thanks for the ‘double dose’ Marta!
THE Paul
OMG! no! Screw my other suggestion…
THIS ONE HAS TO GO AS YOUR SUBMISSION TO POLITICAL PUNDIT!!!
This one is EXCELLENT!! Very well thought out! Love it!
HEY MARTA,
You looked so professional, that would make a great Demo for an anchor or Pundit position here in DC.
The “Real News” like Taxes, Depresses me.
The next time you receive your pay check, look at your gross and just imagine that you received that amount and you had to personally write the checks to the State and Federal Government for taxes each week.
If that were the case for us all, I think we would see a lot of tax reform and fast.
Ed
haha, nice. a closed post office.
Love how, in explaining why you’re at a closed post office, you throw the news director under a bus. It’s especially funny since you are this outfit’s news director. Well done.
why do you hate jay leno?
sorry kim, i’m with marta on this one.
craig ferguson been cracking me up lately, and i don’t even know why.. i think its the accent hah.
maynard, I’m with you on Craig Ferguson. I, too, have found him/his show quite delightful since he came back from the writers’ strike (or when he became a U.S. citizen).
I depart from Marta on Jay Leno. Of course, my only opportunity to come across him is on TV, and I simply change the channel. I fine with him continuing to exist.
So, so cute.
Thank GOD you explained everything at the end… seriously… everything was different…
You were being serious, night all of a sudden became day, my dogs started meowing politicians started telling the truth, the View made sense to me…
Change is scary… Warn us next time…
Funny how something as simple as a turn to face a new camera adds such a polished look. Good going.
Love the Marta in the studio, Marta on location, imagine this image in a place just like this!
Awesome.
Comedy. gold.
you are too funny,
It’s Craig Ferguson recently, by all means. I think he’s been working out his funny bone in a gym somewhere. Or it’s all attitude. And the freshness of this Gnooze feature was really fun today. I guessed that the suit worn by Marta of the first part was a part of the trade she plied before becoming Marta of the second part. Hilarious fun, I could just
imagine those people streaming down the post office stairway, in droves. That’s right, DROVES. But this
on location with Marta vs. Marta is something I HOPE I see much more of in the future.
Maybe someday a Marta vs. Marta vs. one of her characters. Oh, well; I can dream, can’t I?
I propose not to wait until you earn enough cash to buy goods! You can just take the loans or just term loan and feel free