Mr. Bush asks for 770 million in food aid, Condoleezza says incentives are ineffective and Japan is hoping China can do them a solid in the panda category. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) — today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
http://broadcasting.projectbreakout.com/media_page/entry_id/191 - please vote for us in project breakout using this link! You can vote for us 15 times a day, if you like. If we win, I’ll get to go cover one of the political conventions! I hope you vote and spread the word! 
Music by Pistol Youth, and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design!
awesome job, you make a very cute panda.. youv’e got all my votes
That episode was hilarious. I have a panda headache tonight, too. I went to the mall tonight and got on the bungee trampoline with my son… after Mexican food. Brilliant. Voted 15 times…
i’ll definitely vote through the weekend. goooooood luck
Your panda imitation floored me!
(No a technical note: Is it just me or is this video a bit fuzzy and the sound scratchy?)
video was fuzzier than normal for me, too. I didn’t notice problems with the sound.
Hi Marta! I hope your week ended up an up note!
1) Your version of Bushie here is like a creepy low-life trying to attract gullible little kids into his car with candy. In other words, you’re being too kind to him.
2) I’ve got some fruit by the foot here as well. Well, an orange rolled off of the table and is lying next to my shoe. I’d gladly send THAT to Iran!
3) I don’t know why, but I LOVE when you do animal impressions. “How much for that Marta in the window? The one with the waggly tail!”
4) I’m not fake (I don’t think so, anyway!), and I’ll be voting for you through the weekend for sure. In fact I just finished voting now, even though I have a huge Panda-headache tonight.
There is no way your are only in sixth place, you are heads and shoulders above the rest. Come on people let’s get the vote out, we are in the homestretch. Good Luck guys!!!
Get to project break-out and vote, it is easy to register.
I am sad. on monday and tuesday, I voted 600 times each (I have my own email server, so making accounts was easy) =D
But on wednesday, I only voted like 150 times. And have not voted since then.
I know that 1320 votes is a LOT (heck, that’s like 14% of your total votes so far), but 4,200 sounds so much better. It just takes FOREVER to vote that many times.
=(
Hope you win, though!
I’m generally pretty lazy, but I love your videos so much I registered for project breakout and was your number 1 fan.
This episode was great, they all are.
Well, I am so glad to hear that 75% of the verdict is in the hands of more capable judges. More capable, that is, than the masses of internet surfers who click on the funniest or flashiest video.
Fans Forever, no matter the outcome!
We know you are the best and I personally will never look at project breakout again if you don’t win.
PS - I meant flashiest or most ridiculous videos; because you are the best!
marta keep it up your as intertainig as john stewart, and even more informative, i love the way you make fun of all these tyranicle slime balls. i voted for you ill tell my friend to hop on there and hook you up. and i know you know but i just want to be a cornball losser and tell you that your HOT.
Add on another 600! that’s almost 2,000 votes over the past week. phew! my mouse is tired! ;D
Marta, why did they have that distorted, ugly freeze-frame on your vids? It couldn’t have helped at all that you looked like some kind of demon instead of our talented gnoozecaster.
Oh well. You placed highly. That is an accomplishment on its own. You’ve probably got new fans as a result. Next contest … ?
- tc
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keep doing what youve been doing for some time now, judges smudges, best is an opinion while great is an acomplishment, your project inspires me frequently!
Sorry you didn’t win but if you think about it, you aren’t really a *pundit* in Gnooze. You have to express an opinion, and pure satire doesn’t do that.
Anyway, it’s enjoyable to watch, nonetheless…