Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke wants Congress to do more for the housing market, a new and improved incentive package for Iran and Israel says peace is moving right along. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) — today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
[…] BuzzFlash.net - Progressive News and Commentary with an Attitude | Fight Ignorance: Read BuzzFlash wrote an interesting post today on Observant Fed Chairman! gnooze 5-6-08Here’s a quick excerptFederal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke wants Congress to do more for the housing market, a new and improved incentive package for Iran and Israel says… […]
So I am minding my own business today in the store and a woman comes up and taps me on the shoulder.
She says ” You are going bald, but that is ok since you have a fine cranial structure.” I was so shocked I replied “Why Thank you, but tell me - With such beautiful blond hair, why do you dye the roots black?”
At least you HAD a response…I would have just stood there with my mouth agape for a few minutes…people are just plain weird.
Marta, in my book you ARE a winner!
Marta,
I couldn’t help but wonder why you would even want to be a pundit. I’d think you would be more likely to go for the comedic female lead in a movie or play than to delve seriouly into politician’s actions and thought processes, but I could be wrong. Given the places received by several entrants in the voting the judges didn’t base their decisions too much on whether the entry even showed characteristics of a pundit, which your entry did to a degree at least. That contest seemed to be more like entering a foot race and being judged on how high your shoes ranked in the judge’s list of favorite footwear than being judged on one’s talents as a pundit.
WHO NEEDS PROJECT LAMEOUT ANYWAY?
you going to the top girl. ya hurrrd. keep it up irl.
-myles
[…] BuzzFlash.net - Progressive News and Commentary with an Attitude | Fight Ignorance: Read BuzzFlash wrote an interesting post today on Observant Fed Chairman! gnooze 5-6-08Here’s a quick excerptFederal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke wants Congress to do more for the housing market, a new and improved incentive package for Iran and Israel says… […]
So I am minding my own business today in the store and a woman comes up and taps me on the shoulder.
She says ” You are going bald, but that is ok since you have a fine cranial structure.” I was so shocked I replied “Why Thank you, but tell me - With such beautiful blond hair, why do you dye the roots black?”
Man I am going to stop shopping at Wal-Mart.
At least you HAD a response…I would have just stood there with my mouth agape for a few minutes…people are just plain weird.
Marta, in my book you ARE a winner!
Marta,
I couldn’t help but wonder why you would even want to be a pundit. I’d think you would be more likely to go for the comedic female lead in a movie or play than to delve seriouly into politician’s actions and thought processes, but I could be wrong. Given the places received by several entrants in the voting the judges didn’t base their decisions too much on whether the entry even showed characteristics of a pundit, which your entry did to a degree at least. That contest seemed to be more like entering a foot race and being judged on how high your shoes ranked in the judge’s list of favorite footwear than being judged on one’s talents as a pundit.
There is so much I could say, but I’m going with this:
. . . mmmmm, pistachios!
This was your funniest Gnooze in weeks. You’re the best Marta.