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Diplomats might have to be “volunteered” to head to the war zones, the Mars Lander is delayed by a minor glitch and obesity levels for American kids have stopped rising…maybe. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze [(kinda) (the g is silent)] - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.

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Comment by Todd
2008-05-28 11:44:34

Yeah, “A” for effort!

You’re missed…

xxx T.

 
Comment by Goober Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-28 11:49:16

Marta and Brain are the Best!-
For bring the Gnooze back after a rest.
We would NEVER complain!
You’re like Hugs to our Brain.
(And your hair wasn’t even a mess!).

OK - I have like 3 minutes between exams…
Comeon now…
Welcome home.
G

Comment by Goober Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-28 13:06:38

Crapballs - That was supposed to be Brian, not brain - but you get that alot I suspect…

 
 
Comment by Ed Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-28 11:54:53

Nice to see ya back, “Kinda”
I would say it worth an “A” for the effort.

 
Comment by Seth Bodine
2008-05-28 13:31:08

Good to have you back :)

I think you’ll find it’s actually O for Awesome

PS. Hair looks fine. Think of all the bald men and women out there… they are the ones having a bad hair day :) (Sorry bald peoples of the world)

 
Comment by Beenji
2008-05-28 16:33:02

thank you marta! now i know what is kinda going on in the world again. we missed you

 
Comment by Brian Sorgatz
2008-05-28 16:33:04

The obesity “epidemic” has always been a smaller problem than the food prudes think. Some degree of flabbiness is a manageable side effect of national prosperity. I get pissed off when people worry too much about this stuff. But that’s me.

As for you, Marta, you definitely get an A for effort.

Comment by Kim
2008-05-29 05:26:14

Prosperity????? Which United States are you livin in????

 
 
Comment by naked pagan Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-28 17:35:17

that was excellant….brought a smile to my face which is more than what the news has been doing lately…A+

 
Comment by mysticfm Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-28 17:35:55

It is so cool to see a new episode (sorta kinda) of the Gnooze! Hope you find the box with your microphone soon! (I know that I was still finding “lost” stuff in the bottoms of boxes or the backs of closets six months after my last move … hope it doesn’t take you as long!)

 
Comment by Mike
2008-05-28 18:39:02

I Missed you Glad your Back :-D Mike…

 
Comment by MrGutts
2008-05-29 03:49:46

@Seth

Do jooo gotta problem with us bald guys? I am bald and proud to shave my head every other day. :P

Anywho, welcome back Marta and unknown camera dude that I can’t remember his name.

PS: Can you guys make a white gnooze shirt with the blue logo?

 
Comment by Kim
2008-05-29 05:24:15

A PLUS++++++ way to make an attempt. It’s a little bit like being a crackhead and only getting half your fix. But, I digress.

 
Comment by Anne
2008-05-29 06:58:38

great to have you back on.
Greetings from Germany.

 
Comment by Lois Andrson
2008-05-29 08:38:19

Marta,……So glad you’re back. Hair looks great. I send this site to everyone, even my daughter! She’s an adult parole officer so the entire office (which infuriates her boss)listens constantly trying to catch up on past episodes. And,….I heard that when his secratary walked in he quickly turned his monitor off but he was watching, just hidding it. Great Job!
lara

 
Comment by John Dustin
2008-05-29 08:45:20

I gotta say I am loving the new ’screen’ backdrop it looks so much better than the cloth one… am I the only one who’s noticed?

Great to see you back, and congrats on the move…

 
Comment by Ray Rock Subscribed to comments via email
2008-05-30 23:32:14

You have a new fan…ME!!!!!I love your show!!..Dont worry about the ligts,mic or you hair…You are looking and doin just fine..Keep up the great work!!!!

 
Comment by Paul from NE
2008-06-03 09:53:29

Yes, the ‘A’ for effort is a shoo-in,
the ‘E’ for effort also. You don’t look bedraggled
and forlorn any more, but thanks for sharing those
pics with us. It was a kind of ongoing human interest story (showing you human-ness is completely good with me.)
I went through a move that seemed Herculean about five years back, and still haven’t got
all my stuff situated. But after about 40 years of accumulation of much junk, I feel lucky if I can still load it and not injure something.
I wish I could have voted more on your I-net
video contest, but my computer packed up its power supply right about when it was the most valuable for voting. (SNAP!!)
If I might make a suggestion about the sound,
I think it would make you sound really ‘way more’ professional ( ‘waymore;’ that’s professional talk, honey) if you ran that lost microphone (when you find it) through a little preamp-compressor-limiter-gate processor before recording. There are some that don’t cost the world. I love your enthusiasm but the peaks are very loud, and sometimes I miss the sarcasm when the voice goes low…not that I’ll quit ‘tuning in’ for such a petty criticism.

 
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