Nerd!
Social classifications aside, the elusive, moved microphone has been located! New gnooze May 30th! With new and improved audio! Actually the audio will be the same as it was before! But that’s an improvement over the last “show!”
Yippee! Maybe I can conquer these cardboard precipices after all! Exclamation points!
P.S. I want to go to brunch with all of you! Your comments on the most recent quasi-episode are so encouraging. I want to respond to you individually, but those. damn. boxes. We’ll be back to our old dialogue soon(ish)! Promise!
main screen turn on.
Sure, I’m reading between the lines, but what it says to me:
brunch = Bloody Marys
Tell me I’m wrong . . . oh, yeah, you can’t, ’cause I’m not! lol.
I have only been watching for a few weeks, but I love it.
Now that you have the Bluescreen up maybe some “On Location” gnooze.
Brunch, Breakfest, Beer all begin with B coincidence? I think not.
More gnooze! More gnooze! More gnooze!
Your hair never looks like “crap.”
I had no shoes and I complained until I met a man who had no feet. I had no hat and I complained until I met a man who…WTF, He wasn’t using his, so I TOOK it. Does that make me a bad guy???
Comeon now…
G
Wooo Brunch! I’m making bacon-stuffed waffles!
wOOt!
Land O’ Goshen! If the US could make currency outta your hair, Marta, there’d be no budget crisis! Brunch? I accept! Deli, maybe…
SO WHO PLAYS WARCRAFT? U or BRYAN?
I am having problems finding the GNOOZE from the 30th of May and you said would be there ??? What happened ??
The title of this blog sounds like it was typed by someone from another country “All Your Microphone Are Belong To Us!!” HUH?
Hey Bob! Welcome to the Internet! Here’s a Fruit Rollup and a Juice Box to make your first time a little easier!
First time? Hardly!! I don’t like Fruit Rollups or Juice boxes, but thanks.
Brunch sounds great but I will have to take a raincheck, I don’t get back to the land of “fruits and nuts” very often any more. But if your ever in Minnesota, aka “Gods country” I’ll buy the first round.
Moving can be a bitch, see you when your’e back.
@bob: It’s from a Sega Mega Drive game called .
Complete dialog:
IN A.D. 2101
WAR WAS BEGINNING.
CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN ?
MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.
OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL.
CAPTAIN: WHAT !
OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
CAPTAIN: IT’S YOU !!
CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY !!
CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CATS: HA HA HA HA ….
OPERATOR: CAPTAIN !!
CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY ‘ZIG’!!
CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
CAPTAIN: MOVE ‘ZIG’.
CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Pro Sound Dealer: “Dumm-dee dum dee dum, dum dum, another boring-ass day another dollar…”
Amazing Cosbars (as they come bursting into shop through plate glass window:) “Leesten you dirty capitalist warpig profit monger, all your microphone they belong now to US!!”
Pro Sound Dealer: “Oh, please don’t muss our nice haircuts with AK-47, here is some Sennheiser 457’s if you just go away!!”
Cosbars(retreating with the booty,) “You are not bad person for warpig capitalist, we let you live one more
afternoon.” “Off the system.” “Over and outtsky.” “Wait, your compressor-limiter-gate device, it now belong to us as well. Now go to hell.”
Marta!
We miss you!
May 30 has come and gone.
Your hair looks great. Wutcha wurried aboot?
c’mon man…..
andy
we miss you.
DAGNAB IT MARTA. I post a lot of politics and news in the evenings… was always posting “FKN NEWZ” vlog - then I happened upon yours. Jeez. I’m totally addicted. And I got notes back from my readers… they are addicted too. then I sent a few emails out non-bloggy types. They’re addicted. This show of yours is Black-Tar-Crack-Tube. You’re work is just excellent. May you rise in power and prestige.
Marta, when will you be back! I check the gnooze site everyday and nothing. Update please
Marta,
You are loosing a lot of good supporters by not showing up when you say you will be there. Moving and getting a new job is hard but if you want to continue this web site at lease leave a few words now and then.
QQ >.>