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Hillary Clinton will end her campaign this weekend, more trouble for the opposition party in Zimbabwe and the UN wants you to kick the carbon habit. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent)- today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.

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Comment by Ed
2008-06-05 12:47:57

Welcome back Marta !!!!

 
Comment by Goober
2008-06-05 12:51:46

HOOORRAAAAYYYY!

Now Finally I can end my hunger strike. Well, not so much a hunger strick as an “eat all of the chocolate in the house” strike. So, finally I can get off of my diet of chocolate chips and Hershey bars and go back to a respectable diet of skittles like a normal person. New studio is great! You are Great! Bryan is great! YOu are truly and Ameri-CAN!

SUPERSTAR!

(…thanks for the gnooze).
G

 
Comment by Ed
2008-06-05 13:30:14

HEY MARTA,

LOOKING GOOD!
Now you know Hillary is amazed in how she has took certain victory and turned it into defeat and of course none of it has been her fault, thus she is the VICTOM again. Well she may have to quit the race for president but short of getting shot with a silver bullet or having a wooden stake driven into her heart the Clintons will never stop cause they think it’s owed to them and their place to lead the country cause they are so much smarter and know more than everyone else and they care more. And they make me nauseous.
Ed

 
Comment by PiFan7 Subscribed to comments via email
2008-06-05 14:08:01

I’m wondering what would happen if the ‘g’ weren’t silent? I’m intrigued by the notion.

Your impression of the other countries in the world reminds me of the 911 operator during the report of the fire at the Universal backlot.

I’m so, so happy you’ve created a new episode!!

 
Comment by canucklehead
2008-06-05 14:22:30

Welcome back Marta,

New gnooze is good news. You are probably fed up with interior designing but the gnooze studio could use a bunch of (CGI?)clocks on the wall. If I can see the time in Istanbul when I’m watching the news then I know it’s legit.

Regards

 
Comment by Jerry
2008-06-05 15:35:51

Holy crappers Marta it sure is great to have you back!! Your Hillary bit was great.. Looking and doing great again. Sure have missed ya !

 
Comment by Josh L
2008-06-05 17:14:55

Woohoo! Back again!

 
Comment by JC
2008-06-05 18:09:54

I’m sure that John Crapper, toilet industrialist, would be proud to have his name associated with such a sophisticated waste disposal unit on the international space station. (Seriously)

It’s good to have you back, Marta. I’ve missed you.

 
Comment by maynard
2008-06-05 18:20:05

the cherry on top of a great day

 
Comment by Briano Subscribed to comments via email
2008-06-05 18:58:42

YEAAAHHH!!! Great to have you back, i’ve missed your humor. Keep it up! thanks

 
Comment by agwhitaker
2008-06-05 19:22:12

The cosmic equilibrium of the universe has been restored.

The yin and yang of nature and life has regained a balance.

The forces of chaos and uncertainty have been banished.

Madame Costello is back on line.

 
Comment by Sgt K USMC Subscribed to comments via email
2008-06-06 03:56:15

DAMN GLAD to have ya back in fighting form.

You were indeed missed.

 
Comment by jeddiii777
2008-06-06 05:13:01

Long time we wait for Marta to be back on line

There is no try either do the gnooze or do not the gnooze

The Force is strong in you Marta

May the Force be with you !

 
Comment by Paul from NE
2008-06-06 11:43:33

Charming, vivacious and all about the space crapper
getting proper mention. They can stop holding it now, up on Mir. Both this and the fact that The Gnooze rolls on are a big RELIEF.

 
Comment by Cierrablue
2008-06-06 18:16:47

MC, It’s beyond greatness to have you back. BEYOND!!!

 
Comment by likew0wman
2008-06-07 13:25:51

Welcome back Marta! The internet is all sparkly again!

 
Comment by JAGARCIA
2008-06-07 19:33:08

Thanks for coming back, now I can know what’s going on in the political world in human style. :)
Julian

 
Comment by capcomistle
2008-06-07 22:39:40

8-bit is from highland park.
http://www.myspace.com/8bit

 
Comment by GRFII
2008-06-09 16:48:47

Was really getting retentive about that space crapper. Thanks for flushing that bit of news out for us. Great to have you back!

 
Comment by thedorklord
2008-06-09 17:19:11

I loved this episode. The images of Clinton seriously entertained me. Please keep them coming.

 
Comment by jmag222
2008-06-10 17:00:15

What a beautiful, beautiful woman. Marta, you rock

 
Comment by Lance
2008-06-14 18:09:51

OMG!!! My wife and I loved the bit about the carbon addiction. It is a little toooooo true that the U.S. is the front runners to encourage the world to do something about it, but…….well, we know.

 
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