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A tentative truce between Israel and Hamas militants, President Bush is all about drilling for oil and gas offshore, and France is rejoining NATO after leaving in the 60s. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent)- today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.

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Comment by capcomistle
2008-06-18 21:08:17

the drilling got rejected thankfully.

 
Comment by capcomistle
2008-06-18 21:10:03

oh yea, and i quoted right along at the beginning of the french impression. ” *exhale* s so stupiid”
love it.

 
Comment by BrianBall
2008-06-19 00:56:13

The US citizens need to recoginize we are fighting this war for oil. No not for us to have, would be great if the people making money from our offensive defense would be the ones paying for it!!!! but NO its all about privatizing the oil in Iraq. Look into who runs those companies and ask yourself whos in their pocket. The US doesnt care about oppressed people it doesnt even care about WMD or even americans safety it cares about the 1 percent of the worlds super super rich and how to protect them…

Thanks to the Patriot act they can arrest any citizen without cuase without trial and probably torture you at will by sending you first class to cuba for a luxury tour for indifinite amount of time..

Be afraid america Be VERY Afraid

IF you asked me its our goverment whom I am most afraid of…..

 
Comment by Goober
2008-06-19 06:56:21

Ahh the French - oui madam Ohh la la -
Fromage du Jour!

When they say it’s not about the cheese, it’s about the cheese.

 
Comment by Myles
2008-06-19 11:07:21

As a homo…

PLEASE stereotype the situation. Lisp and everything. You’re funny it’s allowed.

SECONDLY…
The only correlation between the US/China and Oil I can come up with is like a crack addict jonesing for more crack.

THEY JUST DON’T GET IT…

Global warming?! Ha! We’ll deal with that one in a few years… right. I mean when the entire midwest is swept away in a giant flood, or maybe if New Orleans gets hit by a massive Hurricane. Or better yet we could just wait for a Tsunami in CA. I mean cause there is absolutely nothing strange with our weather going on here…

 
Comment by Myles
2008-06-19 21:44:08

Furthermore,

Purchasing a personal vehicle that is not alternatively powered or a VERY fuel efficient from this day forth is not only socially but morally inept.

/scene.

Comment by Goober
2008-06-20 08:29:15

Agreed! Lisp and all..

 
 
Comment by SOL
2008-06-20 10:12:40

Its better not to comment about gay marriage because there could be anyone that doesnt agree with your comments. You are smart and FUNNY.

 
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