Iran seeks to reassure the world about the fate of an American journalist, Egyptian authorities are still going after pigs, and Italy PM Silvio Berlusconi is likely headed to divorce court. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.

Thanks to Oz J. Thomas for the show open! Music by Pistol Youth and Special Thanks to Lettuce for the t-shirt/logo design!