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It’s the Gnooze! (the G is silent) Putin calls for unanimity in regards to Kosovo, experts say Iraq’s lookin’ good in ‘08 & stop giving your baby cold meds. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.

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Comment by Grace Lennox
2008-01-17 11:01:40

hey marta

grace again, quick thought:
can i stick a link to the page
on my bebo??

lots of love.

(:

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 17:31:43

Hey Grace! Sure, that’d be great! :) Thanks!

 
Comment by willy k Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-21 17:11:24

Just discovered ‘the gnooze’. Absolutely fantastic….think am hooked too…keep it up.

 
 
2008-01-17 11:58:33

[…] implicit art wrote an interesting post today on Russiaâ??s Got Serbiaâ??s Back? Gnooze 1-17-08Here’s a quick excerptMarta Costello hosts the Gnooze - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes. Music by Pistol Youth: www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1952296… […]

 
Comment by Anze.theeye Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-17 12:52:21

Hey there Marta :)

Well im hooked on Gnooze now too! Are you happy!??!
Your truly an amazing person! Such Karizma! just awsem :).
Well i have a proposal for you. I am a musician, composer, ect. and i was wondering if you would be interested in me writing you a theme for Gnooze. Like an newage-orchestral short jingle theme every TV news has. It would be my honor doing it and i wont charge anything so dont worry:P

You can listen to some of my music here http://www.reverbnation.com/theeye

I dont know if you would like your very own theme but if your intersted write me an email! :)

And keep up the awsem work you are doing.

best regards,

Anze aka the eye

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 17:35:22

Hey Anze! You’re too nice and your music is beautiful. Let’s talk! We just added this new musical open so I’m not quite ready to change it yet but I have some ideas. I’ll send you an email later tonight. Thanks so much!

 
 
Comment by Jerry
2008-01-17 13:05:25

You’ve had me hooked on Gnooze for a while now. You get better every time,, Like the stuffed animal bit…

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 17:42:50

Hey Jerry, glad you’re hooked! The stuffed animals thing was tough to get through. I kept cracking myself up! I’m a dork.

 
 
Comment by PiFan7
2008-01-17 14:27:13

Haha. The U.S. and E.U. couldn’t agree whether to push Kosovo in front of the bus or throw them under it.

I wish you the best for finding a job.

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 17:54:37

Thanks! I’ve been thinking of just posting my resume here. :)

Comment by PiFan7
2008-01-17 21:28:16

Interesting. If you do, this would become the nexus of your current career and your future career.

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Comment by capcomistle Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-17 18:13:37

hallo….(russian!) great show as always. it’s funny how the site has a bunch of ads about russia. i guess it just takes the tagwords.

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 20:25:07

Hey thanks!!! Yep, it’s just the tag words. :)

 
 
Comment by Geo
2008-01-17 18:20:53

I heart your Russian accent.

Thanks for making me laugh!

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 20:26:39

Thank YOU for laughing!

 
 
Comment by Goobersayshey
2008-01-17 18:34:24

Hey Marta -
Didn’t want you to think I forgot!

One more round of clicking all of the links and then it’s back to work for me!

Have a great night!
G

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 20:27:45

You’re just too nice!!!! Seriously!

 
 
Comment by Benji
2008-01-17 18:55:46

Now thats just ridiculous, everyone knows Bubbles and a Carebear would never fight!
I clearly used to watch way too much cartoon network

Great Gnooze!

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 20:29:23

Thank you!

Fighting crime, trying to save the world, here they come just in time, the Powerpuff Girls. Powerpuff!

Yep. Me too.

 
 
Comment by Einstein
2008-01-17 20:26:45

LOL… Marta is almost as amusing and funny as me… well, almost… thats just not yummy possible…! Time to compete against the blond mega cerebral mop and get my blue screen back from my woofie woof dog, who stole it to use as a doggie superman cape when he tries to be pimpin big fly daddy dog to the princess dogs, around the hood in his Austin Powers issue British striped Mini Cooper. Like, like, whatever Skittles mixed in Schnapps Marta is on, I want some…! Sharing is caring, but compromising Digital 8 videos of your ex-lovers are forever! Hi grandma, yes, I see you, smile back at the camera!

Report the news, or be the news, that is the question… the answer is mmmphph… smurfadilicious POP ROCKS! Kittysaywhat???

Comment by Marta
2008-01-17 20:30:37

Wow! So much there… I enjoy the mental image of dogs in capes though! :)

 
 
Comment by Lynk Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-17 21:10:18

Another site to add to my list of sites to check daily!
I hope this takes off!

 
Comment by Josh L
2008-01-17 23:00:09

The Russian accent returns! And there was much rejoicing. yay

 
Comment by Mike
2008-01-18 06:28:40

Hey 5 Stars to you Marta your great :-D Mike

 
Comment by mrayh Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-21 08:32:58

vidio’s won’t play I’ll try later

 
Comment by mugwump
2008-01-21 10:14:55

Just found the site. Love it, you and NPR are all I need.

 
Comment by Corona
2008-01-21 13:28:37

I’ve been watching the gnooze for a little bit. But the Russian accent coupled with the debating stuffed toys just made me pregnant with laughter. I’m a new fan just thought I’d pop in and say… How U Doin?

 
Comment by Brian Ball
2008-01-21 20:03:40

I really enjoy the live footage I think it is some of your best stuff. “election coverage” How is your job search going. Really hope you find that six figure job. I will keep checking back for more gnooze but Its been so long……..

I also like european accent where they all smoking I spent 9 long months in Romania and they all smoked I mean it was like 95 percent were smoking.

I miss you ….. /tear

Come back soon Good Luck and God Bless

 
Comment by Ed Minchau Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-21 20:06:58

Come back Marta! I refuse to watch the broadcast networks or CNN and its ilk anymore. You’ve spoiled me, and this looooong break is just a tease. :p

 
Comment by Jeammy Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-28 22:44:09

Heya just wanted to point out that I think the care bear is muslim…crescent moon and star…mmmhmm….just an ovservation :P

 
Comment by Milo
2008-03-04 01:13:54

If the Balkans had an anthem, it would be that 1950’s doo-wop hit, “Fools rush in, where angels fear to tread.” The latest Balkan fools are the United States and the European Union, which have rushed in to recognize what Serbian Prime Minister Vojislav Kostunica rightly calls the “fake state of Kosovo.” Why is it a fake state? Because there are no Kosovars, only Serbs and Albanians. Each group seeks to unite Kosovo with its homeland, historic Serbia or Greater Albania. An independent Kosovo has the half-life of a sub-atomic particle.

The action of the U.S. and the E.U. in stripping Serbia of Serbs’ historic homeland is both a crime and a blunder. It is a crime, first, because no one, not even the U.N., has a legal right to dismember a sovereign state, and second, because the narrative used to justify the illegal action is a lie. The stated justification is that the Serbs, under Slobodan Milosevic, were ethnically cleansing Kosovo of Albanians. As German courts have established, there was no ethnic cleansing of Albanians in Kosovo until NATO started bombing Serbia. After NATO launched its unprovoked attack on Serbia (Mrs. Albright’s splendid little war), the Serbs dumped the Albanians on NATO’s doorstep as a vast logistics spunge. That wasn’t terribly nice, but when you are a very small country fighting all of NATO, you do what you can. Ironically, after Serbia was forced to capitulate when Russia withdrew her support, NATO blithely presided over the ethnic cleansing of two-thirds of Kosovo’s Serbs by the Albanians.

In international affairs, blunders are worse than crimes, and two of the blunders contained in the recognition of Kosovo are likely to have consequences. The first is the creation of an irredenta, which guarantees another Balkan war. Serbia will never accept the wholesale alienation of one of her provinces. Like France after 1871, her whole policy will focus on recovering her lost territory as soon as the moment is ripe.

The second blunder is further alienating Russia, this time in a way she cannot ignore. If the U.S. and the E.U. are blind to the ghost of 1914, Russia and Serbia are not. The fact that Russia went to war to protect Serbia then puts pressure on Moscow to do so again, lest the Putin government look weak domestically as well as abroad.

Washington and Brussels scoff at the thought, but Russia and Serbia certainly have military options. A guerrilla war against European and American troops and police in Serb-inhabited portions of Kosovo is likely to occur spontaneously, at least at a low level. IEDs and sniper ambushes are easy enough to arrange. Belgrade can ramp it up by smuggling in shaped-charge anti-armor mines, dual-warhead RPGs and sniper rifles, along with Serbian special forces to make sure they are used effectively. If Europe responds with economic measures against Serbia, Russia now has enough petro-dollars to support Belgrade economically. If NATO threatens a new bombing campaign, Russia can up the ante too by sending Russian air defense troops and equipment to Serbia. The last time NATO bombed Serbia, Russia was too weak to respond. That is not true now, nor is President Putin for sale the way Mr. Yeltsin was.

The last thing the world needs now is a new Balkan war, with NATO and Russia caught in a contest of mutual escalation. Is there a way to walk this dog back? I think there is, if Washington and Brussels regain some sense of reality. They can do what Bismarck did in 1878 and call a conference. There, a solution could be negotiated that all parties might live with, even if none really liked it. One such solution would be to partition Kosovo between Serbia and Albania, with Serbia compensated for her loss of some of Kosovo by being allowed to annex the Serbian portion of Bosnia. The fact that both Kosovo and Bosnia are fake states would make such a deal all the easier. As the E.U. has already discovered, maintaining fake states is an expensive and never-ending business.

Fools rush in, but sometimes even fools are wise enough to back out again. Berlin, are you listening? The Congress of Berlin of 2008 may be as successful as the Congress of Berlin of 1878 in averting war in Europe.

 
Comment by LOTTIESwanson
2010-09-22 15:10:22

I opine that to get the business loans from creditors you ought to have a good motivation. But, once I have received a collateral loan, just because I was willing to buy a car.

 
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