Thank you for yet another great three minutes. Virtually flawless, pun intended. Do you have any favorites in your archives where you found yourself to be especially funny or insightful? I have not had the time to peruse them all just yet. I would like to know where you thought you were at your personal best?

Thanks again and do not fool yourself, it really should be all about “YOU”.

BDF

So I’m thinking, wow, Marta is kinda cute in a quirky killed my mother-in-law last week by force feeding her too many Mars bars and Skittles kinda way. So, you know, I want to know more about her, like the name of her hairless mutant cat, what gay man does her hair, and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. So I’m like, hummers, not much of a biography here on Gnoos3 (the 3 is silent), lets look up ‘Marta Costello’ on Wikipedia in the search box to find out more of this RKO vixen of the blarhmey blue screen. I get these 13 results?

–1948 in film
–Hombres G
–Dean Parks
–Fulgencio Batista
–List of Star Trek: The Next Generation cast members
–Lady from Louisiana
–Minor characters of Frasier
–List of characters in Astro City series
–Irish calender
–Frankenstein in popular culture
–List of stage names
–List of Fame (1982 series) episodes
–List of Peel Sessions

I’m not kidding, punch it in yourself you doubting Thomas…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=marta+costello&go=Go

I’m so confused! The curious side of me wants quick on the Irish Calendar, or should I go with Frankenstein, but I’m thinking Martas kinda of politico, maybe she was like Batista’s main blondie squeeze at one time. So my mouse hovers there, but then again, 1948 in film, Next Generation cast, Fame, Fraiser, Hombres G, Astro City, all very possible that Marta made cameo appearances here.. kind of like Sam in that time travel thingee show.

Finally I go with Lady of Louisiana, because I can see her in my mind talking like a cowpoke, costarring with big bad John Wayne in some Western getup shooting her six gun or sliding drinks down a bar with a shot of Muppetshow style one line zingers. That must be it, the siloette blowing the smoke off their finger in the intro… chyeah…

Thanks for the 3 Mins too I love it. Mike

Hi Marta -
THanks for the Gnooze!
YOu are my mucho favorito (that’s spanish for our friends south of the border).

Nice new gdiamond too!

Till tomorrow!
Goober

It is definitely ’bout you. If you’re looking for a job, forget CNN,NBC,CSI (only miami though),IRS,CIA Please please come and do the news in the UK on the good old BBC or ITV. Like we do have good professional news readers already (but they’re far too controlled-
(but not in a condy rice vulcan grip on musharraf kinda way) but far too reserved and funnily enough, don’t provide the unique insight into things that you do, in bulletins ten times the length of yours.
Anyway, keep up the excellent work

Ummm I am dumb as rocks can anyone explain this clicking does it help the website? I do anything for the Gnooze to be longer!! Do I just click all the links or what???? Please Explain…….

The Condi part killed!!!

Ha! Spaceship, schmaceship . . . did you see that they’re going to launch a paper airplane from the international space station?

So I’m like — “She’s. She’s not in… She’s not in a real newsroom!” Right. Y’all knew that didn’t you. Ok, ok, I’ll go back to my dark corner….

Good show here. I wish my local newscasters were all brave, daring, and amusing like you. And cute. Let’s never forget cute. But don’t let that go to your head, cause, you know, we don’t want you being accused of being vain or anything.

“What. She said what?”

“Nevermind.”

-dan’l