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The US Gov’t works on a tax rebate, the UN gets tough on Iran, & Dennis Kucinich is out of the presidential race. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the G is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.

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Comment by tim180
2008-01-25 11:23:25

Let see..we’ve spent billions overseas,billions on the war,and the bush-man wants to give me an extra paycheck to jump start the economy..hum..billions.vs.$800..well gezs…don’t know if I should go to the movies and get that extra large popcorn or fill up my gas tank? Guess I’ll flip a coin. Also want to say I liked your vlog# 4 video.you kept it real.see comment 1/21 05:43.

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 10:37:51

Thanks Tim! Good luck choosing how to use your “windfall!” :D

 
 
2008-01-25 12:20:28

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Comment by pirates 4 trailer
2011-04-11 04:44:07

Buy the gas that way you feed the troops and continue the cycle. Love the show its the news that drives me crazy I start to wonder where comon sense has gone but at least marta can make it funny!!!!

 
 
2008-01-25 12:33:19

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2008-01-25 12:35:20

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Comment by Jerry
2008-01-25 13:02:55

800.00 yoo hoo bushy has done it again!!! keep up the good work Marta, you should be president…

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 10:39:06

Hahahaahaa! Thanks Jerry! I would like to live in the White House…

 
 
Comment by Karla
2008-01-25 14:20:41

hey marta, love your videos! keep them coming daily :P

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 10:39:46

Thank you Karla! Will do!

 
 
Comment by Josh L
2008-01-25 15:32:52

Never has the word “inertia” made me laugh as much.

Daniel Day Lewis really knows how to play the crazy. I’ll have to see that, too.

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 10:40:49

Glad to provide a laugh! I meant to go see that movie all weekend but never got around to it… maybe next weekend.

 
 
Comment by Joe B
2008-01-25 17:25:12

and I’m all like: “hey, where did that awesome person go who has an office next to my cube? I mean who else will I have to talk to about as seen on TV products I am lusting after… oh ped egg, when will you be mine?” See you for SUSHI!!

PS I love the opening graphics.

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 10:41:39

Must. Get. The. Bean.

I had a great time drinking soy sauce with you!!! :)

 
 
Comment by PiFan7
2008-01-25 19:16:21

Marta, you hit nearly all my hot-button issues in this episode, but your deft commentary completely disarmed me.

I always look forward to new gnooze. It brightens my day!

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 10:42:36

I’m so happy to brighten your day!!! :)

 
 
Comment by Brian Ball
2008-01-25 19:17:37

Buy the gas that way you feed the troops and continue the cycle. Love the show its the news that drives me crazy I start to wonder where comon sense has gone but at least marta can make it funny!!!!

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:06:56

Thank you Brian! I’m glad I can at least do that! :)

 
 
Comment by Mike
2008-01-25 19:49:41

Love them Keep going Five ***** :-D Mike

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:07:29

Thanks for the encouragement Mike! :D

 
 
Comment by Ben Fuller
2008-01-26 01:36:59

It would seem that the people in control of our economy are ingenious. Who would have thought that they had that kind of cash just sitting around? Oh yeah, it DOES NOT EXIST people. This is a broke government hopelessly in debt. Their master plan is to print a few million bogus checks and hope that the cash appears out of thin air. This is NOT a gift they are debasing the money that we already struggle to save. They are mocking our economy and robbing us and our children. Oh sure, you will be able to go buy that “designer whatever” to fulfill some subconcious need to signal wealth to your peers. All the while the American dollar is becoming the most sophisticated counterfeit-resistant toilet paper in the history of the world. Thanks Bush Administration.

You are the ’stuff’ Marta! Keep making me think like this and you will have to suffer through more of my idle banter.

BDF

P.s. I checked out the episodes you suggested. I could not go back any further than October. But the 10/22 and the Year in Review episodes were all kinds of kick ass.

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:09:07

Glad you liked the old episodes! And there’s no suffering on my part: I love comments and making people think! No point in doing this in a vacuum, you know?

 
 
Comment by willy k
2008-01-26 07:12:32

Marta…Unfortunately, am all like “I don’t have an “in” at the BBC,ITV or anywhere really, but if I did, you’d be the first to know” (sad shake of head)

Another cracking bulletin :)

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:10:06

:) Well, maybe someday!

 
 
Comment by A_G1RL
2008-01-26 09:32:36

This is so funny, let’s help out the economy by giving people checks from money that isn’t there. They will then spend them at WalMart which will make China happy and help their economy. Nevermind that the money from the checks won’t stay here…you’re not supposed to figure that out.

We can just print more and more money whenever we want. Oh, it’s crashing the dollar and you won’t be able to buy anything with it anymore? Um, well, you’re not supposed to figure that out either. Shut up and go back to sleep you mushroom.

Mushroom = kept in the dark and fed poo.

BTW: Ron Paul!

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:11:05

Yep. Don’t think. Just take your money.

Oooooh. Look over there. It’s shiny. Ooooh.

 
 
Comment by Sgt K USMC Subscribed to comments via email
2008-01-26 12:23:46

My first complaint … okay not really.

I can’t watch the real news anymore and hear the name “Mahmoud Ahmadinejad” without your little soundbite and pic flashing through my head…

And to answer the question posed… accounting for gravity, overall mass, and proper tossing technique, I think I could launch him about four… maybe four and half feet.

Outstanding 100th episode. Thank you for being you.

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:12:17

:) I had no idea it would be so catchy but I have the same problem with the jingle!

 
 
Comment by Brian Ball
2008-01-26 18:45:31

Would you rather be the smartest person in a room full of morons or a idiot in a room full of geniuses?

Love my country hate my goverment We the people could change it but it would take us willing to read and to study and to act all of which wont happen becuase our society is lazy and refuses to think how else can you explain why so much of tv is so worthless you drop 1 iq point every 5 minutes you watch it!!!

There are a few of us that will tell the truth about the news but the vast majority would rather stay ignorant “Blue Pills”!! or was it red cant remember- matrix refrence

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:13:07

Could I be the reasonably intelligent person in the room of geniuses, ready to learn from them?

 
 
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2008-01-27 04:41:18

Marta,

I’m not sending this link to get cheap hits off your success, I’m sending it because I see you at the same place as me, chasing your dream. As I fixed up my sidebar yesterday (still a WIP), I consolidated some inspirational thoughts into a page. I’ll probably add to it over time. But, thought you would especially appreciate it.

http://wallstreetgreek.blogspot.com/2008/01/inspirational.html

Markos

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:16:47

Hey Markos! I tried to leave a comment on your blog. Hope you got it. Thanks for the inspirational words! I always enjoy those types of things!

 
 
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2008-01-27 20:40:43

Absolutely fantastic commentary on good topics. You have a likable personality and keen wit in your dialogs. I would not be surprised if you get recruited by some communication network or organization that would give you better exposure. Good luck and keep it up. We need more original and untainted commentary’s like this.

Jungle Jim

Comment by Marta
2008-01-28 11:23:20

Thanks Jungle Jim! That’s really nice of you to say. Sometimes it’s hard to keep this pace up but comments like yours keep me going! :)

 
 
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