Bush says waterboarding is ok… in moderation, Republicans block your rebate check, and Afghanistan needs more NATO. Marta Costello hosts the Gnooze (the G is silent) - today’s top stories in about 3 minutes.
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Waterboarding your stuffed baboon was awesome! Marta, you are the most talented and adorable!
Lauren, you’re so nice!!! Glad you liked the baboon bit.
Thanks for your kind words.
OMG, I forgot to say Happy 100th episode!
So… Happy 100th episode Marta!
Happy happy 100′th birthday!
And nothing says happy birthday like spanking the monkey (err baboon). YOu really didn’t need to spank him AFter teh ewaterboarding - unless that is his thing… It is LA after all. (and I didn’t here him screaming “Cincinatti” ).
Sorry Marta, I really really really tried. (OK, I guess I didn’t try that hard after all).
Sparkles and rainbows.
Try the veal…
Off to buy a T-shirt. (Man I do and do and do for you…)
Crap sorry about the typo’s Darn dyslexic fingers!
Thank you a gazillion times over for everything! You do do and do and do and do! THANK YOU!
I hadn’t even thought of how the baboon smacking would impact you. I’m sorry.
Marta… Congrats on 100 editions of the ‘Gnooze’ (the ‘G’ is silent)! Very entertaining… and… I’m sure… “NO STUFFED BABOONS WERE INJURED DURING THE PRODUCTION OF THIS EPISODE”!!
Thanks
Paul
Thanks Paul! And yes, you are correct: no stuffed baboons were harmed in the taping of this episode!
Ordered a T shirt. Hunter orange it looks like,nice. I will wear it when I am out hunting snipe.
Cool! Good luck with your snipe hunting Blargal! I know they’re very elusive.
It’s actually red though. I hope that doesn’t reduce your chances.
Obama is coming to Omaha today. i really should have planned out my day to go see him, but i have to work. it would be so great.
T-Shirt pre-ordered! Thank you for making them.
Boo work.
Thanks for ordering a shirt! We’re making them because people asked and I don’t want this to turn into me trying to hawk the remainder… so thanks!!!
Congrats again on 100 on youtube. I think I’ve been water-boarding before. Oh well.
Trauma
Thanks Trauma!
Did you go waterboarding with a baboon?
No I haven’t yet, but who knows.
Trauma
Congrats to the site masters and the great idea to bring the news this way!, specially congrats to Marta, you are charming and so charismatic! I wish you success and I would like this to be 60 minutes news and to extend the news to other items: sports, cinema, weather, etc.
Best regards and wishes,
your viewer
Emilia and family from Macedonia
Thank you very much Emilia!
I’m so glad you like the show. Thank you for the kind words.
Are you going to sign the shirts if we order them?
Happy 100th great as usual
PS Lets waterboard Bush and Cheynne if they think its legal lets do it to them first!
THanks Marta is there somewhere all the episodes can be viewed in order??
Hi Brian, if you want me to sign them, I certainly will. Just let me know.
Thanks for helping me mark the 100th milestone!
And I think all the episodes are in order on YouTube, if you go to our channel there.
UM I just noticed there is no 2x size available can this be added or is their only a limited size?
Double XL is the new large its America after ALL.
Yes, we will be adding the 2x size! Just didn’t have time to put in the button just yet…
Hummmmm
Thought you already had your 100th episode on youtube…
I guess my previous congrats were a psychic ripple thing, soooooo congrats again.
DISCRIMINATOR!!!!!
Those poor 8 episodes… what did they ever do to you?
Marta,I am repersenting your baboon,He is going to sue you for $3,000.He will settle out fo court for a t-shirt.T
Damn Baboon!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry but some new evidence has come in about this law suit. There will now be two suits. You see we have proof that baboon was a clone!!!
Trauma
Clones! I LOve Clones!!!
Or was that clowns…
Oh nevermind (Dagnabit).
Happy 100th, Marta.
I just found your show on youtube and had to check out your website. You are freaking hysterical!
Kinda cute, too.
Er… will you marry me?
Hi traveler! Thanks for stopping by and I’m glad you like the show!
Awesome Episode 100, Marta.
You are the architect of ‘Two Thousand Great’, and I hope all things are great for you. I’m gonna buy a T-shirt to show my support.
AllDave, you’re AllAwesome! I hope things are great for you too! Thanks for your support. I truly appreciate it!
The internet IS glittery…because you’re on it, Marta!
Happy hundredth…
Ordered a shirt, look forward to the envious glares of my friends!
Jim (likew0wman)
Aw shucks Jim. That’s very nice of you.
Thanks for your support! When your friends shoot you envious sidelong glances, just direct ‘em to the website!
A little early for Mitt droping out, huh? Looking foreward to your take on that! Congrats on 100! Looking foreward to more!
Aw, the baboon is so cute!!
Great job on getting to 100, Marta!
Here’s hoping for another 100 terrific and enlightening installments.
Marta you are great. In fact I almost never disagree with you! The waterboard will be classic which you can put into the “greatest hits of 2008″ at the end of the year. It looks like gnooze is a lot of work - but it’s worth it. You should get people to make contributions so you can keep it going without silly compromising advertising. Keep it up - it is my daily grin. Don’t dump on we Europeans too much, though.
Your very talented, taking real news and adding your comical opinion, love it
Your good marta love waterboard thing and 100 is cool good job.
Mike
No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. (I hope)
Well, congrats for your 100th show! Or as we say in Germany: “Herzlichen Glückwunsch zur 100sten Sendung!”
Keep on going. Always good and funny to see you.
You are the best evidence, that being female, blond, pretty and US-American doesn’t mean automatically being stupid and only interested in movies and donuts.
All the best to you from Deutschland!
Hartwig